Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Today is Thanksgiving Day and most Americans will get together to eat a traditional dinner which consists of:

roast turkey (pavo asado)

mashed potatoes (puré de patatas)

green beans (judías verdes)

corn (maíz)

cranberry sauce (salsa de arándanos)

and pumpkin pie (pastel de calabaza)

And here are some jokes inspired by this menu.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pieYour teeth.

What did the cranberry say to the turkey?

Nothing. Cranberries can’t talk.

What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

Mashed potatoes.